Angry Man

Life by Adam on 2006-08-05 11:33

The angry man rants. I find myself agreeing with the guy quite a bit, and either way it’s funny stuff.

“Since it’s been 30 years since anyone wore a ski mask to go skiing, can we finally face the facts? If you see someone in a ski mask, he’s not a Winter Olympian, he’s a goddammed burgler. Don’t congratulate him on his finish at Lillehammer - knock him the hell out. I’m not sure you could walk into a ski lodge wearing a ski mask without getting gunned down by the police. If not the real police, at least the fashion police - there may be no dumber looking piece of clothing than the ski mask. Why do they even sell ski masks anymore? They wouldn’t if we called them robber masks. If your store sells robber masks, you deserve to be robbed at least once a week.”

One comment per 'Angry Man'

  1. Paul says:

    I wear ski masks while skiing all the time.

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